Milton Keynes Song

Video by Justin & Elliot Mason


I heard about a place

Not so far away

Where people live in peace

And make love all the day


They’ve got all kinds of shops

The roads are built in blocks

There ain’t no doggy plops

You could walk round in your socks

Milton Keynes


Drive up the M1

And go past Toddington

Turn off at J14

You might even meet the Queen in Milton Keynes


The locals all look pleased

And never flick the v’s

They’ve got a big Sainsburys

With twenty types of cheese

Milton Keynes

Words & Music by Elliot Mason

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