Video by Justin & Elliot Mason

I heard about a place

Not so far away

Where people live in peace

And make love all the day

They’ve got all kinds of shops

The roads are built in blocks

There ain’t no doggy plops

You could walk round in your socks

Milton Keynes

Drive up the M1

And go past Toddington

Turn off at J14

You might even meet the Queen in Milton Keynes

The locals all look pleased

And never flick the v’s

They’ve got a big Sainsburys

With twenty types of cheese

Milton Keynes