Before that I was a bass player who wrote stupid songs on the Isle of Wight

Before that I was a guitar player

Before that I learned how to play the guitar

Before that I bought a guitar for £15 from ‘Strings’ guitar shop in Ryde

Before that I thought about buying a guitar for £15 from ‘Strings’ guitar shop in Ryde

Before that I collected Garbage Pail Kids stickers and rode around on my bike

Before that I knelt in front of the telly and watched Tizwas, The Muppet Show, and The Kenny Everett Video Show and drank Ribena through a straw

Before that I got my head stuck in the banisters on the landing

Before that I crawled around going goo goo ga goo

Before that I was born

Before that I was non-existence and all of existence at the same time

But enough about silly old me, tell me about you!

*drives off*