Yes that’s the ticket! I’m getting into it now. I can’t believe I’ve never done this before. I think it might be one of the single most exhilarating things I’ve ever experienced in my life!
Right, now what?
I suppose I should put some content here shouldn’t I?
But what sort of content?
Content, content, content…
*taps chin with biro*
The only sort of content I can think of is in the form of some written words all shoved together to make a sort of narrative. A sort of story type of thing. Like an episode of Baywatch or something like that, you know.
But what story?…
*taps biro with chin*
Maybe I could write about something that’s happened to me…
*biros chin with tap*
Something unusual and out of the ordinary perhaps…
*chins tap biro with*
OH! There was that weird thing that happened to me the other day. You’ll like this actually, I’d forgotten all about it till you mentioned it. Yes this thing that happened might be one of the single most exhilarating things I’ve ever experienced in my life! I wouldn’t have believed it myself if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes. Absolutely incredible it was. Here’s what happened…
I was wandering around Morrisons doing my usual weekly shop (Mr Muscle, 4 cream slices and a twix) when all of a sudden and out of nowhere flew this enormous OH WAIT HANG ABOUT!
AN MP3!!! That’s another sort of content!…