Hundred Watt Club, Winchester Guildhall
Photograph by Val Rose
Play Video
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
The Day They Turned Jif to Cif is the official entry of Elliot Mason’s brainwaves into the world. Never less than completely sympathetic to all his characters and their idiosyncrasies and worries, this album takes a lighter and comic look at what really bothers the people of England: moths on tellies, soap dispenser troubles, franchise confusion, identity fraud, and of course, Milton Keynes. Oh, and there’s a guy with an eyeball on his knee. In the words of Elliot Mason: “Buy my CD!”.
- Introduction
- The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
- Washing Up Liquid Residue
- Someone Else
- I Taped The Wrong Side
- Eyeball Knee
- The Day I Bought A Stamp
- Moth On Me Telly
- Milton Keynes
- Never Going Back Again
- My Ford Mondeo
Play Video
Life Is Like A Movie
A startling mixture of comedy, music, cabaret, vocal dexterity, no-song-the-same hilarity, ranging from swing, folk, rock-funk-blues, cheese, show tunes and pop, making the every day into the truly epic experience we all know it is. A one-man Muppet Show, the missing link between Spike Milligan and Mel Blanc, what music would sound like if an orchestra was crammed into Chuck Jones’s head. Elliot Mason gives you permission once again to love all the music you thought you could never admit to enjoying.
- Hey
- The Roundest Pickled Egg I’ve Ever Seen
- What did I do with my thing?
- Me Father Was A Peaceful Man
- Life Is Like A Movie
- The Toothpaste Song
- The Song In The Middle
- My Life Is A Constant Search For A Pair Of Jeans That Fit
- If You Were My Girl
- A Tale Of Mystery Involving A Duck
- Cecil
- The Legend Of Neil Norman Wilkinson
- Rainbow At Midnight
Hundred Watt Club, West End Centre, Aldershot
Photograph by Jennifer Marsden
Tricity Vogue’s Ukulele Smackdown, Cellar Door, London
Photograph by Jemima Yong
Free Album
Play Video
The Elliot Mason Show Album
This album gathers all the best bits from The Elliot Mason Show that weren’t good enough to go on my proper albums. If I was a band like Depeche Mode or something this would be considered my b-sides and rarities album. It’s not the cream of the crop, it’s more like the cream of the crap. It has got that song about doors on it though. Plus it’s free so shut your face. 🙂 x
- The Elliot Mason Show Theme
- My Life Is Wonderful
- What’s My Vegetable?
- The Thumb Just Came Off My Left Marigold
- Jabba The Hutt Slimfast Advert
- Roamin’ ‘Round The ‘Reckage
- I Play A Prank On You!
- The Sea
- I’ve Got A Cold
- The song in the middle of the cd
- Doors
- Celebrity Endorsement
- There‘s An Old Man In My Garden
- Me Father Was A Peaceful Man -Original Version
- Period Features
- Walking in The Park
- A Million Pounds
- Follow Me On Twitter
- Roamin’ ‘Round The ‘Reckage – Sad Version
- End Credits Music
Sign up to my occassional newsletter and get this free album for free…FREE!
