Stupid songs / Animations / So Forth
Hundred Watt Club, Winchester Guildhall
Photograph by Val Rose
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
The Day They Turned Jif to Cif is the official entry of Elliot Mason’s brainwaves into the world. Never less than completely sympathetic to all his characters and their idiosyncrasies and worries, this album takes a lighter and comic look at what really bothers the people of England: moths on tellies, soap dispenser troubles, franchise confusion, identity fraud, and of course, Milton Keynes. Oh, and there’s a guy with an eyeball on his knee. In the words of Elliot Mason: “Buy my CD!”.
1. Introduction
2. The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
3. Washing Up Liquid Residue
4. Someone Else
5. I Taped The Wrong Side
6. Eyeball Knee
7. The Day I Bought A Stamp
8. Moth On Me Telly
9. Milton Keynes
10. Never Going Back Again
11. My Ford Mondeo
CD & Download: £6.99 (inc. p&p)
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Life Is Like A Movie
A startling mixture of comedy, music, cabaret, vocal dexterity, no-song-the-same hilarity, ranging from swing, folk, rock-funk-blues, cheese, show tunes and pop, making the every day into the truly epic experience we all know it is. A one-man Muppet Show, the missing link between Spike Milligan and Mel Blanc, what music would sound like if an orchestra was crammed into Chuck Jones’s head. Elliot Mason gives you permission once again to love all the music you thought you could never admit to enjoying.
1. Hey
2. The Roundest Pickled Egg I’ve Ever Seen
3. What did I do with my thing?
4. Me Father Was A Peaceful Man
5. Life Is Like A Movie
6. The Toothpaste Song
7. The Song In The Middle
8. My Life Is A Constant Search For A Pair Of Jeans That Fit
9. If You Were My Girl
10. A Tale Of Mystery Involving A Duck
11. Cecil
12. The Legend Of Neil Norman Wilkinson
13. Rainbow At Midnight
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Hundred Watt Club, West End Centre, Aldershot
Photograph by Jennifer Marsden
Tricity Vogue’s Ukulele Smackdown, Cellar Door, London
Photograph by Jemima Yong
Free Album
The Elliot Mason Show Album
This album gathers all the best bits from The Elliot Mason Show that weren’t good enough to go on my proper albums. If I was a band like Depeche Mode or something this would be considered my b-sides and rarities album. It’s not the cream of the crop, it’s more like the cream of the crap. It has got that song about doors on it though. Plus it’s free so shut your face. 🙂 x
01. The Elliot Mason Show Theme
02. My Life Is Wonderful
03. What’s My Vegetable?
04. The Thumb Just Came Off My Left Marigold
05. Jabba The Hutt Slimfast Advert
06. Roamin’ ‘Round The ‘Reckage
07. I Play A Prank On You!
08. The Sea
09. I’ve Got A Cold
10. The song in the middle of the cd
11. Doors
12. Celebrity Endorsement
13. There‘s An Old Man In My Garden
14. Me Father Was A Peaceful Man -Original Version
15. Period Features
16. Walking in The Park
17. A Million Pounds
18. Follow Me On Twitter
19. Roamin’ ‘Round The ‘Reckage – Sad Version
20. End Credits Music
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