Who Am I?
I don’t know who I am
I don’t know who I am
I bought this mask from the pound shop
But I don’t know who I am
I don’t know who I am
I don’t know who I am
I’m probably in a boy band
But I don’t know who I am
Am I Bill?
Am I Phil?
Am I Colin?
Or maybe Gill?
Am I Steve?
Or am I Shirley?
Who am I?
Won’t somebody tell me?
Oh baby
Cos I don’t know who I am
I don’t know who I am
Won’t somebody please
Oh baby tell me
Who I am
Who am I?


The thinking man’s crumpet of a show


If it’s a selection of Elliot Mason’s music videos you’ll be wanting
You’ve come to the right place


Some things in life are so extrordinary they don’t fit into any category
You’ll find most of them here