Video by Justin & Elliot Mason

Well my baby, oh she drives me crazy yeah

Cos she’s always squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube

Yeah my baby oh she drives me crazy

Cos she’s always squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube

And I try to tell her, oh and I try to tell her

Oh won’t you squeeze the toothpaste from the end of the tube

It makes it so much easier in the long run, yes it does

And I try to tell her

Oh baby, baby baby baby baby baby

Why do you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube

Why do you do that baby no I think it’s really rude

Cos my baby, oh she drives me crazy

Cos she’s always putting the teaspoons in the fork bit of the draw

Oh my baby, oh she drives me crazy

Cos she’s always putting the teaspoons in the fork bit of the draw

And I try to tell her, Lord knows I’ve tried to tell her

Why don’t you put the teaspoons in the spoon compartment

And let the forks have the fork compartment?

I tell her, Lord knows I’ve tried to tell her

Why do you think they made a compartment that’s teaspoon sized?

It’s so that you can put a teaspoon inside for christ sake

(Cra) You’re driving me crazy

(Crazy) Driving me crazy

(Crazy) Ooooooo

(I’m crazy) You drive me crazy baby

(Cra) Oh you’re so crazy

(Crazy) Why you so crazy baby?

(You’re crazy) You’re so crazy crazy crazy

(You’re so crazy) yeah

Well my baby, oh she drives me crazy

Because she’s always putting the toilet roll on the wrong way on the thing

Yeah my baby, oh oh oh oh oh oh baby baby

Yeah she’s always putting the toilet roll on the wrong way

Wrong way wrong way whhhhyyyyyyy?

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And I try to tell her, oh and I try to tell her

Why oh why oh why oh why why oh why why oh why ooo

And I try to tell her, oh I try to tell her

I’ve had enough baby that’s the end we’re through

I can’t put up no more with all the things you do so goodbye