The Sea

A funny song about swimming in the sea that’s also a metaphor for life or something

Oh look wow there’s the bloody sea

I fancy going in the sea

I’m bloody going in the sea

 

It’s bloody freezing in the sea

Really bloody freezing in the sea

It’s bloody freezing in the sea

 

I’m getting used to it in the sea

It’s not too bad now in the sea

I’m getting used to it in the sea

 

It’s bloody lovely in the sea

I bloody love it in the sea

It’s bloody lovely in the sea

 

I’m getting cold now in the sea

I’m sure it’s colder in the sea

It’s getting colder in the sea

 

I’m getting out the bloody sea

It’s bloody freezing in the sea

I don’t know why I went in the sea

 

 

from ‘The Elliot Mason Show Album’

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Words & Music by Elliot Mason

File under: A funny song about swimming

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