The Sea
A funny song about swimming in the sea that’s also a metaphor for life or something
Oh look wow there’s the bloody sea
I fancy going in the sea
I’m bloody going in the sea
It’s bloody freezing in the sea
Really bloody freezing in the sea
It’s bloody freezing in the sea
I’m getting used to it in the sea
It’s not too bad now in the sea
I’m getting used to it in the sea
It’s bloody lovely in the sea
I bloody love it in the sea
It’s bloody lovely in the sea
I’m getting cold now in the sea
I’m sure it’s colder in the sea
It’s getting colder in the sea
I’m getting out the bloody sea
It’s bloody freezing in the sea
I don’t know why I went in the sea
from ‘The Elliot Mason Show Album’
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Words & Music by Elliot Mason
File under: A funny song about swimming


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