The Hey Song - Live At Home

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Well I’ve been around for quite a while

And I’ve learned a thing or two

Like how to make some cheese on toast

And how to tie my shoes

I’ve mastered how to turn the lights on

And open and close a door

I know that birds go in the sky

And that cars go on the floor

Well I’m competent at vacuuming

And not too bad at spelling

I know that food goes in the mouth

And a nose is made for smelling

Oh I’m really good at blinking

And at doing up a tie

And I can eat a piece of Toblerone

Without poking myself in the eye

I can work out what the time is

Just by looking at a clock

I know which way my trousers go

And how to wear a sock

I can do my three times table

And then execute a forward roll

I can open up a box of cornflakes

And put some in bowl

Well I’m great at going up the stairs

And not bad coming down

I can hear things that make noises

Especially when they make a sound

I can walk around on tippytoes

In a shiny silver thong

But there’s one thing I can never do

And that’s remember the rest of this song

Electric version of ‘Hey’

is on ‘Life Is Like A Movie’

Available here