The Hey Song - Live At Home

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

Well I’ve been around for quite a while

And I’ve learned a thing or two

Like how to make some cheese on toast

And how to tie my shoes

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

I’ve mastered how to turn the lights on

And open and close a door

I know that birds go in the sky

And that cars go on the floor

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

Well I’m competent at vacuuming

And not too bad at spelling

I know that food goes in the mouth

And a nose is made for smelling

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

Oh I’m really good at blinking

And at doing up a tie

And I can eat a piece of Toblerone

Without poking myself in the eye

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

I can work out what the time is

Just by looking at a clock

I know which way my trousers go

And how to wear a sock

 

I can do my three times table

And then execute a forward roll

I can open up a box of cornflakes

And put some in bowl

 

Well I’m great at going up the stairs

And not bad coming down

I can hear things that make noises

Especially when they make a sound

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

I can walk around on tippytoes

In a shiny silver thong

But there’s one thing I can never do

And that’s remember the rest of this song

 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

 

 

 

The thinking man’s crumpet of a show

Funny isolation song
7. Lockdown Special
The Elliot Mason Show 6. How to get more views on youtube
6. How To Get More Views On YouTube
Remembering The Elliot Mason Show
Remembering The Elliot Mason Show
The Elliot Mason Show 5. Crisps
5. Crisps
The Elliot Mason Show Episode 4. The Chilli Incident
4. The Chilli Incident
The Elliot Mason Show 3 Why Do Things Change?
3. Why Do Things Change?
The Elliot Mason Show Episode Two Period Features
2. Period Features
The Elliot Mason Show Episode One Bells Palsy
1. Bells Palsy

If it’s a selection of Elliot Mason’s music videos you’ll be wanting

You’ve come to the right place

Neil Norman Wilkinson. A funny song about Neil by Elliot Mason
Neil Norman Wilkinson - COMING SOON!!!
washing up liquid residue by Elliot Mason. A funny song about washing up
Washing Up Liquid Residue
Walking in the park
Walking In The Park
Little baby Jesus - A funny Christmas carol by Elliot Mason
Little Baby Jesus
The Toothpaste Song - Elliot Mason
The Toothpaste Song
The Song In The Middle - Elliot Mason
The Song In The Middle
There's an old man in my garden - Elliot Mason
There's An Old Man In My Garden
A funny song about waiting. Waiting For You by Elliot Mason
Waiting For You
I Like Eating Crisps, a song about crisps by Elliot Mason
I Like Eating Crisps
Milton Keynes Song Elliot Mason
Milton Keynes
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen - Elliot Mason
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen
What did I do with my thing? A funny song about forgetfulness by Elliot Mason
What Did I Do With My Thing?
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man. An Irish parody song by Elliot Mason
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man
My Ford Mondeo. A funny song about parking by Elliot Mason
My Ford Mondeo
Life is like a movie. A funny song about life by Elliot Mason
Life Is Like A Movie
I Taped The Wrong Side. A funny song about video recorders by Elliot Mason
I Taped The Wrong Side
The Sea - A funny song about swimming
The Sea
The thumb just came off my left marigold - Elliot Mason
Thumb Just Came Off My Left Marigold
The Hey Song. A funny song about being a human by Elliot Mason
Hey
A song about Cecil by Elliot Mason
Cecil
My life is wonderful. A funny song about depression by Elliot Mason
My Life Is Wonderful
Follow me on twitter. A funny song about twitter by Elliot Mason
Follow Me On Twitter
the doors song Elliot Mason
The Doors Song
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif - Elliot Mason
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
other stuff

Some things in life are so extrordinary they don’t fit into any category

You’ll find most of them here

Sketches

Facebook Live Sketch by Elliot Mason
Facebook Live!
The 3 stages of a contemporary musician. A sketch about the current state of the music industry with Elliot Mason & David Goo
The 3 Stages Of A Contemporary Musician
Wildlife on one deleted scene
Wildlife On One - Deleted Scene
I play a prank on you. The worlds most hilarious prank show by Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 1: BST
I play a prank on you. A Hilarious hidden camera show with Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 2: Shoelaces
Cheese on toast
Kitchen Corner - Cheese On Toast
A bowl of soup
Kitchen Corner - A Bowl Of Soup

Live Footage

Elliot Mason - What did I do with my thing live
What Did I Do With My Thing? - Live
Elliot Mason comedian
Elliot Mason's Live Showreel

Live At Home

The Toothpaste Song Live At Home - Elliot Mason
The Toothpaste Song - Live
Who Am I?
Who Am I?
The Hey Song live at home Elliot Mason
The Hey Song

VLOG

Breakfast in Darlington VLOG
VLOG 1 - Breakfast In Darlington
Dublin vlog Elliot Mason
VLOG 2 - My Week In Dublin
Vlog 3 Liverpool - Elliot Mason
VLOG 3 - My Week In Dublin

Songwriting Masterclass

Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass
Songwriting Masterclass 1
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 2: The Warm up
Songwriting Masterclass - 2: Warm up
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 3: Motivation
Songwriting Masterclass - 3: Motivation