The Hey Song - Live At Home
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Well I’ve been around for quite a while
And I’ve learned a thing or two
Like how to make some cheese on toast
And how to tie my shoes
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I’ve mastered how to turn the lights on
And open and close a door
I know that birds go in the sky
And that cars go on the floor
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Well I’m competent at vacuuming
And not too bad at spelling
I know that food goes in the mouth
And a nose is made for smelling
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh I’m really good at blinking
And at doing up a tie
And I can eat a piece of Toblerone
Without poking myself in the eye
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I can work out what the time is
Just by looking at a clock
I know which way my trousers go
And how to wear a sock
I can do my three times table
And then execute a forward roll
I can open up a box of cornflakes
And put some in bowl
Well I’m great at going up the stairs
And not bad coming down
I can hear things that make noises
Especially when they make a sound
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I can walk around on tippytoes
In a shiny silver thong
But there’s one thing I can never do
And that’s remember the rest of this song
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey


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