Wotsits Song

A tragic tale of corn snack loss

Song by Elliot Mason

Animation by Justin Mason

Wotsits Song

I’ve been without my Wotsis now for nearly half an hour

I’ll have to use my memory and all my mental power

I had them in the morning while jogging in the park

I remember that I sat on them and then they left a mark

I know I had those Wotsits while swimming in the sea

And I definitely had them when I got stung by a bee

I used them as a shaker in a lating music band

And I would never trade them for a hundred million grand

I’m sure I had my Wotsits when I got onto this train

I remember that I dropped them then I picked them up again

Oh lovely pack of Wotsits oh how I long for you

But I’ll never find those Wotsits no matter what I do