Shut Up And Dance

‘Shut Up And Dance’ was a sketch show made by me and my brother around the time of the millenium bug

First Broadcast on Channel 4, Thursday November 15, 2001 as part of Season 3 of ‘Comedy Lab’

Written and made by Justin & Elliot Mason on the Isle of Wight

Tales Of The Unexpected Duck – Song Lyrics

I was trying to get into my car

But I couldn’t get into my car

So I didn’t travel very far

Cos I couldn’t get into my car

I tried to climb in through the bonnet

By forcing the latch on the bonnet

But the latch wouldn’t force on the bonnet

So I ended up just closing the bonnet

And it was then it occured to me

My family hadn’t owned a car since 1963

And I’m a duck