Toothpaste Bottom Squeezer

£93.94

Causes as many arguments as it resolves!

 

Description

Toothpaste Bottom Squeezer

 

Product Details

Never disgrace yourself by squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube again with this beautiful and enchanting bottom squeezer!

 

 

Here are just a few reasons to buy one…

 

  • It works inconsistently
  • It’s quite awkward to put the toothpaste on the thing
  • The whole squeezing from the middle thing was more of an issue when toothpaste tubes were made out of metal in the 1970s
  • No refunds
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