CORPORATE REBRANDING NORMALISATION KIT

£116.71

Why do things change? Now they don’t have to!

 

Description

CORPORATE REBRANDING NORMALISATION KIT

 

 

Contents

1 black marker pen

1 roll of non-sellotape

6 pre-prepared bits of ripped up paper with normalised product names written on with marker pen to get you started (Jif, Marathon, Opal Fruits, Dime bar, Oil of Ulay, Immac)

2 extra bits of ripped up paper for future corporate cock ups

 

 

Instructions

The next time one of your favourite products changes it’s name from something normal and lovely, like Jif, to something new and wrong, like Cif, simply take out your CORPORATE REBRANDING NORMALISATION KIT, write down the original normal and lovely name on a piece of pre-prepared ripped up paper with the marker pen, then stick it over the top of the new and wrong name with the tape. Now you’ve successfully normalised the world back to the before times and you can sit back and watch an old gramophone record of Emmerdale Farm while enjoying an Opal Fruit and a glass of Immac.