My Life Is Wonderful

A funny song about depression and misfortune

My life is wonderful

I live alone inside a cave

And it can get quite cold

And birds keep pooing all over my things

 

Oh well, I don’t mind because I like it in my cave

Even though a man came and stole my dog

And chopped him up for firewood

 

Oh my life is wonderful

I wouldn’t change it for the world

My father used to beat me up

And he wouldn’t let me go to school

 

He said I was useless and annoying

And a complete waste of space

He once put my guinea pig in the oven

And turned it up to gas mark 8

 

My life is wonderful

My wife is having an affair

I love her more than words can say

And I cry myself to sleep ever night

 

My life is wonderful,

I dropped my passport down a well

My finger’s got a paper cut

And I’ve run out of frizz ease for my hair

 

I’m now developing chest pains

And I’ve got nothing to eat

My horoscope this morning said that

My life is about to get much worse

 

My life is wonderful

My favourite mug has got a crack

A horse has eaten all my clothes

And my neighbours started learning the violin

 

He only knows ‘Frere Jacques’

And the theme from Different Strokes

I bought some peanuts the other day

And they tasted a little bit funny

 

My life is wonderful

My bed is made out of a pointy rocks

I’ve lost my Tesco’s Clubcard

And a bear’s just bitten off half of me leg

 

 

from ‘The Elliot Mason Show Album’

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Words & Music by Elliot Mason

File under: A funny song about depression and misfortune

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If it’s a selection of Elliot Mason’s music videos you’ll be wanting

You’ve come to the right place

Hey by Elliot Mason - A song about being a human
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Neil Norman Wilkinson. A funny song about Neil by Elliot Mason
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Walking in the park
Walking In The Park
Little baby Jesus - A funny Christmas carol by Elliot Mason
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The Toothpaste Song - Elliot Mason
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The Song In The Middle - Elliot Mason
The Song In The Middle
There's an old man in my garden - Elliot Mason
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A funny song about waiting. Waiting For You by Elliot Mason
Waiting For You
I Like Eating Crisps, a song about crisps by Elliot Mason
I Like Eating Crisps
Milton Keynes Song Elliot Mason
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The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen - Elliot Mason
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen
What did I do with my thing? A funny song about forgetfulness by Elliot Mason
What Did I Do With My Thing?
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man. An Irish parody song by Elliot Mason
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man
My Ford Mondeo. A funny song about parking by Elliot Mason
My Ford Mondeo
Life is like a movie. A funny song about life by Elliot Mason
Life Is Like A Movie
I Taped The Wrong Side. A funny song about video recorders by Elliot Mason
I Taped The Wrong Side
The Sea - A funny song about swimming
The Sea
The thumb just came off my left marigold - Elliot Mason
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A song about Cecil by Elliot Mason
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My Life Is Wonderful
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The Day They Turned Jif To Cif - Elliot Mason
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other stuff

Some things in life are so extrordinary they don’t fit into any category

You’ll find most of them here

Sketches

Facebook Live Sketch by Elliot Mason
Facebook Live!
The 3 stages of a contemporary musician. A sketch about the current state of the music industry with Elliot Mason & David Goo
The 3 Stages Of A Contemporary Musician
Wildlife on one deleted scene
Wildlife On One - Deleted Scene
I play a prank on you. The worlds most hilarious prank show by Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 1: BST
I play a prank on you. A Hilarious hidden camera show with Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 2: Shoelaces
Cheese on toast
Kitchen Corner - Cheese On Toast
A bowl of soup
Kitchen Corner - A Bowl Of Soup

Live Footage

Elliot Mason - What did I do with my thing live
What Did I Do With My Thing? - Live
Elliot Mason comedian
Elliot Mason's Live Showreel

Live At Home

The Toothpaste Song Live At Home - Elliot Mason
The Toothpaste Song - Live
Who Am I?
Who Am I?
The Hey Song live at home Elliot Mason
The Hey Song

VLOG

Breakfast in Darlington VLOG
VLOG 1 - Breakfast In Darlington
Dublin vlog Elliot Mason
VLOG 2 - My Week In Dublin
Vlog 3 Liverpool - Elliot Mason
VLOG 3 - My Week In Dublin

Songwriting Masterclass

Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass
Songwriting Masterclass 1
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 2: The Warm up
Songwriting Masterclass - 2: Warm up
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 3: Motivation
Songwriting Masterclass - 3: Motivation

Commissions

Bruce Sudano The Mountain
Bruce Sudano - The Mountain
Bruce Sudano Keep Doin' What You're Doin' - Animation by Elliot Mason
Bruce Sudano - Keep Doin' What You're Doin'