Video by Elliot Mason & Mike Fordham

I’ve been looking for my car for a couple of weeks

But I can’t find it

I don’t know where I parked it

Oh

I’m sure that I put it right over there

This just isn’t fair

What can I do?

Ooo

Is it here?

Is it there?

Is there someone who can tell me where my car is?

I really need it to get to work

Ooo

It’s a Ford Mondeo

Well I checked on top of my mantelpiece

And I checked inside the fridge

But still no luck

I thought I heard it the other day driving past my house

But it was just a truck

Is it here?

Is it there?

Is there anybody that can tell me where my car is?

Boo hoo hoo hoo

I’ll never bloody find my Ford Mondeo

Oh there it is