Me Father Was A Peaceful Man

An Irish parody song about my terrible family

Me father was a peaceful man

He shot a priest and stabbed me Nan

He drowned a rabbit in the bath

And nailed his head above the hearth

Me father was a peaceful man

 

Me uncle was a lovely fellow

He’d punch you if you just said hello

He’d push our face into a cactus

If we moaned well then he’d whack us

Me uncle was a lovely fellow

 

Me sister was a super lassie

She rugby tackled Shirley Bassey

She threw a strop in KFC

And drove me car into a tree

Me sister was a super lassie

 

Me mother was a gentle woman

She’d shoot you if she saw you comin’

She bit the head off all who met her

Bitched about you in a letter

Me mother was a gentle woman

 

 

from ‘The Elliot Mason Show Album’

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Words & Music by Elliot Mason

File under: A funny Irish parody song

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The thinking man’s crumpet of a show

The Elliot Mason Show Lockdown Special Episode 3
Lockdown Special 3 | 2021
The Elliot Mason Show Lockdown Special Part 2
Lockdown Special 2 | 2020
Funny isolation song
Lockdown Special 1 | 2020
The Elliot Mason Show 6. How to get more views on youtube
6. How To Get More Views On YouTube | 2017
Remembering The Elliot Mason Show
Remembering The Elliot Mason Show | 2015
The Elliot Mason Show 5. Crisps
5. Crisps | 2013
The Elliot Mason Show Episode 4. The Chilli Incident
4. The Chilli Incident | 2013
The Elliot Mason Show 3 Why Do Things Change?
3. Why Do Things Change? | 2012
The Elliot Mason Show Episode Two Period Features
2. Period Features | 2012
The Elliot Mason Show Episode One Bells Palsy
1. Bells Palsy | 2012

If it’s a selection of Elliot Mason music videos you’ll be wanting

You’ve come to the right place

Hey by Elliot Mason - A song about being a human
Hey
Neil Norman Wilkinson. A funny song about Neil by Elliot Mason
The Legend Of Neil Norman Wilkinson
washing up liquid residue by Elliot Mason. A funny song about washing up
Washing Up Liquid Residue
Walking in the park
Walking In The Park
Little baby Jesus - A funny Christmas carol by Elliot Mason
Little Baby Jesus
The Toothpaste Song - Elliot Mason
The Toothpaste Song
There's an old man in my garden - Elliot Mason
There's An Old Man In My Garden
A funny song about waiting. Waiting For You by Elliot Mason
Waiting For You
I Like Eating Crisps, a song about crisps by Elliot Mason
I Like Eating Crisps
Milton Keynes Song Elliot Mason
Milton Keynes
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen - Elliot Mason
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen
What did I do with my thing? A funny song about forgetfulness by Elliot Mason
What Did I Do With My Thing?
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man. An Irish parody song by Elliot Mason
Me Father Was A Peaceful Man
My Ford Mondeo. A funny song about parking by Elliot Mason
My Ford Mondeo
Life is like a movie. A funny song about life by Elliot Mason
Life Is Like A Movie
I Taped The Wrong Side. A funny song about video recorders by Elliot Mason
I Taped The Wrong Side
My life is wonderful. A funny song about depression by Elliot Mason
My Life Is Wonderful
Follow me on twitter. A funny song about twitter by Elliot Mason
Follow Me On Twitter
the doors song Elliot Mason
Doors Doors Doors
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif - Elliot Mason
The Day They Turned Jif To Cif
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Some things in life are so extrordinary they don’t fit into any category

You’ll find most of them here

Facebook Live Sketch by Elliot Mason
Facebook Live!
Wildlife on one deleted scene
Wildlife On One
I play a prank on you. The worlds most hilarious prank show by Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 1: BST
I play a prank on you. A Hilarious hidden camera show with Elliot Mason
I Play A Prank On You! - 2: Shoelaces
Cheese on toast
Kitchen Corner - Cheese On Toast
A bowl of soup
Kitchen Corner - A Bowl Of Soup

Bruce Sudano Music Videos

Bruce Sudano It Don't Take Much
Bruce Sudano - It Don't Take Much
Bruce Sudano Keep Doin' What You're Doin' - Animation by Elliot Mason
Bruce Sudano - Keep Doin' What You're Doin'
Bruce Sudano The Mountain
Bruce Sudano - The Mountain

The 150 Friends Club Promotional Videos

The Music Industry
It's Funny Because It's True
Giver Of Life by The 150 Friends Club
Giver Of Life - The 150 Friends Club
Ghandi Sketch with David Goo and Elliot Mason
Gandhi
Showbiz friends - Elliot Mason and David Goo
Showbiz Friends
The 3 stages of a contemporary musician. A sketch about the current state of the music industry with Elliot Mason & David Goo
The 3 Stages Of A Contemporary Musician

Touring vlog

Vlog 3 Liverpool - Elliot Mason
My Week In Liverpool
Dublin vlog Elliot Mason
My Week In Dublin
Breakfast in Darlington VLOG
Breakfast In Darlington

Live Footage

Elliot Mason - What did I do with my thing live
What Did I Do With My Thing?
Elliot Mason comedian
Elliot Mason's Live Showreel
Elliot Mason Musical comedian singing Jif to cif live at komedia bristol
Jif To Cif

Live At Home

The Toothpaste Song Live At Home - Elliot Mason
The Toothpaste Song - Live
Who Am I?
Who Am I?
The Hey Song live at home Elliot Mason
The Hey Song

Songwriting Masterclass

Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 3: Motivation
3: Motivation
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass 2: The Warm up
2: Warm up
Elliot Mason's Songwriting Masterclass
Songwriting Masterclass 1

Mason Brothers Videos

Lost Wotsits Song by Elliot Mason. Animation by Justin Mason
Wotsits Song | 2004
Fat Balancing Men. A one episode sit com by Justin Mason & Elliot Mason
Fat Balancing Men | 2004
Guitar vacuum song by Elliot Mason & Justin Mason
Guitar Vacuum Song | 2002
Shut up and dance Channel 4 sketch show pilot Elliot & Justin Mason
Shut Up And Dance | 2001
A documentary about pencils by Justin Mason and Elliot Mason
Tonight We Investigate | 1999