Life Is Like A Movie
A funny song about life
Camera – Mike Fordham
Life is like a movie
It costs about £8
You sit there in the darkness
And listen to the sounds
You buy a bag of popcorn
And watch the flashing lights
You tut when someone’s talking
Then walk out in the night
You get into your parked car
And drive on up the road
You talk about the movie
Then drive further up the road
You park outside your building
And walk inside the house
You make a cup of coffee
And that is how life is like a movie
Well maybe not exactly like a movie
Yeah sorry about that I got a bit distracted
Talking about going to the movies and that
You really wanna know what life is?
Well let me tell you…
Life is like a building
With automatic doors
You walk into a foyer
And glide across the floor
You go and buy a ticket
Off the lady in the booth
Then someone else tears your ticket
And shows you to a room
You stumble in the darkness
And try to find a seat
There’s something rather sticky
Underneath your feet
Then someone turns a screen on
And you watch it with your eyes
And you go home when it’s over
And now I’ve started talking about the movies again
Even though I was supposed to be telling you about how life is like a building
Oh sod it
Words & Music by Elliot Mason
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