Camera by Mike Fordham

Reaching inside a crisp bag and pulling out all the crumbs

I’m licking them off my fingers and licking them off my thumb

When the bag is nearly empty and all of the crumbs are gone

I’ll have to open up another bag until I’ve finished all of them as well

I like eating crisps oh yes I do

I put them in my mouth and I start to chew

I like eating them inside my bed

And in the bath as well

I like eating crisps when I’m on my own

I like eating crisps when I’m on the phone

Except for when I fancy something else

Like I don’t know some Ryvita or something