I Like Eating Crisps
A song about crisps
Camera by Mike Fordham
Reaching inside a crisp bag and pulling out all the crumbs
I’m licking them off my fingers and licking them off my thumb
When the bag is nearly empty and all of the crumbs are gone
I’ll have to open up another bag until I’ve finished all of them as well
I like eating crisps oh yes I do
I put them in my mouth and I start to chew
I like eating them inside my bed
And in the bath as well
I like eating crisps when I’m on my own
I like eating crisps when I’m on the phone
Except for when I fancy something else
Like I don’t know some Ryvita or something
Words & Music by Elliot Mason
File under: A funny song about crisps


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